Even though i've read this a couple of times...i found tat it really does compile a checklist to help guys through....haha....
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith youabout nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unlessshe says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thankingyou at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
